1. Today a coworker asked me what I did over the weekend.
    True answer: “I’ve been developing a system of laws and customs for different fairy courts!”
    My answer: “Oh, you know, just hung out with the bros.”

     
  2. If capitalism is so great, why is there an entire industry based around apocalyptic wish fulfillment where the entire system collapses? How can we say the free market is the best system when so many people wish 90% of humans become zombies just so they wouldn’t have to go to work?

     
  3. 11:49 28th Sep 2014

    Notes: 100

    Reblogged from ourvaluedcustomers

    ourvaluedcustomers:

    Look, your father and I haved talked and X goin’ give it to you.

     
  4. Always makes me laugh

     
  5. 19:22 24th Sep 2014

    Notes: 205316

    Reblogged from tempeanthalia

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    kateordie:

kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

It astonishes me that this comic is still going around. I am still quite proud of the colours in it, though.

Whenever you date someone, pay attention to how they talk about their exes. If things go wrong, then someday they’ll talk about you that way.Also pay attention to the way they treat their family. If things go right, someday they’ll treat you that way.

    kateordie:

    kateordie:

    This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

    It astonishes me that this comic is still going around. I am still quite proud of the colours in it, though.

    Whenever you date someone, pay attention to how they talk about their exes. If things go wrong, then someday they’ll talk about you that way.
    Also pay attention to the way they treat their family. If things go right, someday they’ll treat you that way.

     
  6. 19:19

    Notes: 110

    Reblogged from rbw

    Great movie

    Great movie

     
  7. 18:49 22nd Sep 2014

    Notes: 10037

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    camharr:

always reblog

<3

    camharr:

    always reblog

    <3

    (Source: brohime)

     
  8. 21:04 19th Sep 2014

    Notes: 52

    Reblogged from rbw

     
  9. wolfsbanepunch:

    fanmix yourself meme

    created by sarah & meghan

    o1.) a song you’d kick zombie ass to during the apocalypse o2.) a song you’ve heard live o3.) a song that reminds you of your favorite fictional character o4.) a song that was your middle school/high school anthem o5.) a song that reminds you of your best friend o6.) a song that would play in the movie trailer of your life o7.) a song that reminds you of somewhere o8.) a favorite song from last year o9.) a song with a color in the title 1o.) a song that would be your own country’s national anthem 11.) a song by an artist you’re not-so-secretly crushing on 12.) a song that reminds you of your favorite season 13.) a song you play when you need to go on a crying jag 14.) a song you’d like to kiss to 15.) a song with lyrics ryou’d like to tattoo on yourself

    o1.) Earth Rocker- Clutch

    o2.) The War- Lucero

    o3.) The Littlest Birds- The Be Good Tanyas

    o4.) Cleanse Song- Bright Eyes

    o5.) Game Shows Touch Our Lives- The Mountain Goats

    o6.) Despite What You’ve Been Told- Two Gallants

    o7.) Sweet and Low- The Americans

    o8.) Domo23- Tyler, The Creator

    o9.) Red Violins- Gaslight Anthem

    1o.) Times Worth Living (The Tension)- Pat (the bunny) Schneeweis

    11.) You Bring Me Down- The Blood Red Shoes

    12.) You Can Never Hold Back Spring- Tom Waits

    13.) Behold The Hurricane- The Horrible Crowes

    14.) Sleazy Bed Track- The Bluetones

    15.) None Shall Pass- Aesop Rock

     
  10. 21:45 14th Sep 2014

    Notes: 7602

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    laurennmcc:

face-down-asgard-up:

lushwig-fittgenstein:

fairdig:

little-trouble-grrrl:

Christina Hendricks in her 90s teen goth days

I know there’s plenty of people who want to smooch Joan Holloway, but I just wanna grab a coffee with Christina Hendricks and listen to some Sisters of Mercy.

i literally just yelled “i know you’re doing something but this is important” to get my housemate over to the computer so we could sit in front of this together and go “oh SHIT. what a look WHAT A LOOK STRONG YES STRONG LOOK YES”

I wanna take her to see Bauhaus and smoke cloves omg

Oh JESUS CHRIST Christina Hendricks, are you kidding me with this? Could you BE more perfect? Sigh.

Inhales intensely and holds breath for 10 minutes

    laurennmcc:

    face-down-asgard-up:

    lushwig-fittgenstein:

    fairdig:

    little-trouble-grrrl:

    Christina Hendricks in her 90s teen goth days

    I know there’s plenty of people who want to smooch Joan Holloway, but I just wanna grab a coffee with Christina Hendricks and listen to some Sisters of Mercy.

    i literally just yelled “i know you’re doing something but this is important” to get my housemate over to the computer so we could sit in front of this together and go “oh SHIT. what a look WHAT A LOOK STRONG YES STRONG LOOK YES”

    I wanna take her to see Bauhaus and smoke cloves omg

    Oh JESUS CHRIST Christina Hendricks, are you kidding me with this? Could you BE more perfect? Sigh.

    Inhales intensely and holds breath for 10 minutes